Zig zags
Zig zags fuck me off... Generally speaking they only become apparent when you're in a hurry but boy are they annoying!! You're trying to get from point A to point B, now this could be a supermarket isle, walking along a road etc but can you make it? Can you fuck!
You see the issue is this prick in front of you who doesn't seem to have any balance... Either that or they're confused where they're is going and they're walking left, right, left, right, left and no matter how hard you try to pass them they're STILL in the way so you hold back and wait and wait and wait and then step out into the road to pass them and a cab almost runs you over.