Wheely bags

While I appreciate that you're a fucking ugly troll and would like to carry several tonnes of makeup around with you I don't see why everyone's shins should get bruised to fuck because your vacant little retail head can't think of anything more that which shade of eye fucking shadow would suit you!

If you're gonna carry a fucking portable make-up studio around with you then at least pay attention to it! That means when people are around, remember how wide it is so that they don't get hit with it or run over by it or it doesn't get jammed in the fucking gates causing 20 people behind you to have to queue elsewhere!

And you businessman fuckers aren't much better either! You carry fuck-all around in yours trying to pretend you're important when all you really have in it is an apple and a sandwich (I know, I've seen "Falling Down"