The Daily Telegraph

Is it REALLY neccessary to print a paper so that it needs to be folded in order to get on a Tube train or is it really a secret play to destroy as many forests as possible? Maybe it's so that the paper can double-up as a fucking golf umbrella then?

What's even worse is these mindless fucktards who stand on the tube, flip the paper out so that half the carriage is unusable and then they sigh when someone stands withon the 7 foot fucking radius they created with their paper.

Well I'll tell you something buddy, I'm gonna stand right up in your face even if the carriage is empty just so you realise when a fucking prick you're being. Go on, start on me I DARE YA!