Smoking in entrances

Smokers having a fag in the doorway of a building you need to go in to. THIS pisses me off!!!

The very fact that you have to smoke outside shows you that it's not nice for non-smokers to put up with your stink! Why the fuck should I have to walk through a cancerous fog of stench just because you're too lazy to walk 20 feet down the road?

Are you worried your fucking hair will go frazzly or the wind's too cold?

Piss off round the corner if you wanna carry on with your dirty habit!

I have a dirty habit too... I take a dump, wipe my ass with my bare hand and wipe it with paper towels instead of washing, then every time I enter and leave the building you smoke outside I rub my hands all over the door handle. The only reason you don't notice that your hands stink of my shit as you eat your grapes for lunch is that they STINK OF FUCKING FAGS!