Norman Kember

Norman Kember is a guy under the delusion that if he walks into a war zone where his people are fighting an enemy and he walks up to the enemy and says "but I'm not like them" that they will shower him with praises and give him a thousand virgins...

WAKE UP NORMAN!!!

You obviously knew you were at high risk of being captured and killed but you went to Iraq anyway. Then you got caught and troops had to risk their lives even more than normal to rescue you! It was your fucking choice to go there so you should have been left captive you fucking muppet!

AND what makes your little adventure even fucking worse is that you never said thanks until it was in the papers and on the news!! How can you 'forget' to thank the people who rescued you from possible death???

Then to add insult to injury your little backwards group of activists complained that you'd been rescued and got really pissed off for your life being saved! HELLOOOO?? Friends? I think not! Go and buy yourself an allotment and start growing cabbages you stupid old wanker!

Your little possé also requested no more rescues for your friends if they get captured... They didn't request it because they're taking responsibility for your safety, nope! They did it because theyre out there protesting against violence and rescues are violent.

NEWSFLASH: You WILL be rescued if you get captured and a rescue is possible because you're a UK citizen. If you don't want more violence I'd suggest STAYING AT HOME!