Greenhouse gases

Today I read in the paper that the pro-smoking lobbyists have a new arguement as to why everyone in the UK has to put up with their stinking, cancer-inducing, anti-social habit... Are you ready for this one boys 'n' girls?

Greenhouse gases...

Not just any old greenhouse gases though... Greenhouse gases caused by patio heaters...

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Well boys and girls, I see a solution to this... STOP FUCKING SMOKING! That way I don't have to walk through your cloud of stench, past the greenhouse gas patio heaters into the smoke-free pub which is empty because eveyone's outside.