Car Alarms

If you have a car alarm here are some handy hints for the best use of it:-

1. Make sure it's not faulty.

2. Learn what it sounds like so that you can identify it easily.

3. Listen out for the sound you so cleverly memorised so that when you hear the sound you can GO OUTSIDE AND TURN THE FUCKING THING OFF BEFORE I GO OUT THERE WITH A HOCKEY STICK AND GIVE IT A REAL FUCKING REASON TO GO OFF!!!!