Born again christians
Born again christians listen up! I appreciate that you "saw the error of your ways" and that "god has blessed you with another chance" and that I should "be a winner, not a sinner" but to be honest IT'S MY FUCKING CHOICE if I want to be a sinner, I don't care about your life or the people in your wacky little group. I don't care about what Jesus said, what Joseph did or what Uncle fucking Humperdink made in the book of Bullshit.
You have a religion and if it makes you a better person that's great... Go be a better person away from me and definitely without a fucking megaphone you backwards little inbred puddle of vomit!