Bible bashers

Today I was walking along Bishopsgate at lunchtime. It was a beautiful day and I was in a good mood so when a guy handed me a CD I stopped to listen to him... BIG MISTAKE!!!

“Would you be interested in an audio book a friend of mine wrote?"

"Your friend wrote it? Cool, what's it about?"

"It's a post-apocalyptic story, the CD also has 25 music tracks on it... It's a very powerful story."

"Sounds interesting, have many people heard it?"

"We've had loads of people listen to this and it's getting great reviews”

At this point I started scanning over the CD to see if I could glean any iformation on the type of story it was...

"You're welcome to take the disk with you as I have plenty more but a donation would be nice..."

Just as he said that I noticed a teeny tiny piece of text along the bottom...

www.jesuschurch.com

"Dude, why are you putting religious bullshit into my hands and making out "your friend" wrote it? I have to say it's an original approach but quite frankly you can fuck off."

At this point I started to walk away and he called after me "you'll burn in hell..."

"I'll take some water with me..."

PRICK!