Babies on planes

Don't get me wrong, I understand that you have every right to go onto a plane with a baby. I also understand that it must be a nightmare at times bringing up a child and that you deserve a break from it.

What I don't understand is why the fuck you'd bring a baby onto a plane if the kid is a whiney little punk? Why should every other person on that plane be FORCED to listen to your little sweetness as he makes their eardrums bleed with his incessant grizzling while you put your headphones on and look forward to laying on a beach 8 hours later?

If you want a fucking sun tan and a relaxing time go to a St Tropez tanning salon once per week and then hire yourself a little cottage in the middle of a field in Wales where we don't have to sit in our cramped little plane seats hoping that your kid will eventually fall unconscious !